Here is Cordelia with her necklaces of beads. Shes
just back from earning them at Mardi Gras.
Cordelia sitting in an upside-down chair. This is
the sort of picture she would, when older, pay about anything to
make disappear.
One of my friends worked very hard to hand-make this
lovely sweater for her. Look how sad Cordelia looks. This is the
sort of picture parents pay to make disappear.
How she eats. Get a big handful of meat. Dip it in water. Gnaw
at it. Mmmmmm.
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