| Christianity: |
Scorched Earth Party: |
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| Religion |
Political Party |
| Uses gentle hymns to lull |
Uses old Queen tapes to excite members participants into killing
frenzy |
| Heavily used by mindless |
Makes heavy use of mindless trolls and bigots trolls and bigots |
| Sex frowned upon |
Sex great way to get ahead |
| Ritualistic eating of flesh |
Ritualistic eating of flesh and blood of founder and blood of members |
| Father, Son, and Holy Ghost |
Lead pipes, mindless violence, and Mentos |
| Believe all true followers will be sucked up into Heaven during
Rapture |
Believe this event will be a great aid in our domination plans |
| Turns other cheek |
Finds cheek to be lousy target, as lead pipe just bounces off |
| Heavy emphasis on crucifixion |
Heavy emphasis on crucifixion |
