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I want a nice little program extension that will turn the trash can into a little Uncle Sam holding a lead pipe. Make it so. Fly, my monkeys, fly!

It does my soul good to picture the files and applications as little beings, with souls, and hopes, and dreams. I imagine their screams as they are hurled headlong into the trash can, the sobs of horror and chuckles of futile hope as they sit in there for hours, as I sadistically delay the emptying of the trash in order to toy with them.

And then I empty the trash, and send the little beings to the rendering vats location between the cooling fans and the sound card.

Actually, I'm not sure what any of this has to do with anything.

- Jeff Vogel Scorched Earth Party


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